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11.23.14

Running a Marathon Versus Childbirthing: 8 Reasons They are Basically the Same Thing

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I wrote this post after I ran Boston, 2014 and had just signed up to run Philly, which is HAPPENING TODAY, RIGHT NOW!  I thought it would be fitting to re-publish this since I’m going through all of it as you read.  It also is helping me lighten up and have a sense of humor about what’s happening for me right now!

Okay, here goes the post:

So I signed up for the Philadephia marathon in November!  It only took me about a minute of deep thought after hitting publish on my last post to pull the trigger on that one.  It was love at first sight with the late November date, couldn’t see myself letting it go.  Plus the price increase was coming so figured I should hit that shit now.

First, a quick explanation of this post.  My mom always asks me after a marathon what it feels like, how you keep going without slowing down and that sort of thing.  Attempting to accurately explain the feelings you go through to someone who doesn’t run at all seems pretty impossible initially.  Until DUH! I realized that marathons and childbirth are really the same thing, just you do them in different places and of course you wear different outfits (I prefer the marathon outfit).  Even the process of preparing for each one is remarkably similar (except for the sign up, we don’t need to discuss the sign up), so we can start from the moment it is CLEAR you have committed yourself to each endeavor.

1. Marathon Versus Childbirth – The Beginning

Well congratulations my friend!  Get ready to welcome the end of your life as you know it most beautifully perfect fabulously empowering experience a human can have.  It’s called a marathon, or childbirth, whatever you prefer.  Yes this is reason # 1.  When people find out, there will be some congratulations, lots of anticipation, some questions to answer about your “plans”, and, if you’re paying attention, some doubt as well, although that part mainly will come from you.  You kinda sorta have a plan at this point, but you also really don’t totally know what’s coming.  You still feel/look like your normal self, and have no way of knowing what joys, pain, challenges YOUR pregnancy/marathon training will bring.

2. Marathon Versus Childbirth – The Training Part I  – Long Days

You find yourself eating twice what you normally eat but somehow you are tired all the time anyway.  Plus you are craving stuff you never used to and drinking a gallon of water a day.  You are fast asleep at 9pm every night.  You are starting to wonder how you will ever make it through the training/gestating let alone the big event itself.  But according to “plan” things are going well, so you power on.  You are noticing your body change and sometimes you love it and sometimes you hate it.  But you are beginning to understand what you’ve committed to and how there is no turning back.  You do a lot of reading.  You are focused on the goal.  You talk endlessly to others about what you are experiencing, regardless of whether or not they are listening (sorry!)

3. Marathon Versus Childbirth – The Training Part II – Nesting/Tapering

It’s the final month before the big event and somehow you have more energy now than you did through the rest of the training/gestating.  You make sure you are doing everything in your power to be READY for the big event.  Family, close friends, and possibly your coach and/or medical professionals have been informed of your birth plan/travel plans/pacing/fueling/hydrating plan.  You might impulsively start new projects to use up your excess energy and get your mind off of worrying about what’s to come.

4. Marathon Versus Childbirth – When It’s Imminent

You are hours/minutes away from the start of your journey.  Either because the damn race is that morning or you are being induced or you’ve had mild contractions 10 minutes apart for 24 hours and you’re not saying no at this point.  The adrenaline is pumping and you’re excited as hell.  You KNOW you can do this but you also have NO idea what’s going to happen between now and when it’s all over.  But it’s out of your hands now.  You’ll do whatever it takes and you’ve got great support.  You can do this.  And if it turns out you can’t, well, you’re going to do it anyway.

5. Marathon Versus Childbirth – The First Half (from this point on in first person, since it’s just you and your head now)

This is SO easy!  What was I worried about again?  Why does everyone make this into such a big thing, I mean yeah it hurts a little but I’ve totally got this in the bag.  All those long runs/lamaze classes really DID work and I’m SO ready for this.  BRING IT ON.

6. Marathon Versus Childbirth – The Wall

Oh wow, okay I think I know what they’re talking about now.  Dying dying dying dying F———- Me G– F—— D—– !!!!!!!!!!! There has to be something wrong, how does anyone DO this?  I hate everyone, I hate everything.  I will never live past this.  Please someone stab me in the back with a f——— knife to ease my pain.  And stop cheering me on I f——- hate you and everything you stand for.  This can’t be normal.  NO ONE WOULD EVER SIGN UP FOR THIS BS IF THIS FEELING IS NORMAL.  There is an alien inside me about to explode and crush every bone in my body.  I have died.

7.  Marathon Versus Childbirth – The Final Push

I can do this, I am going to do this, the worst is over, I have a second wind, I am almighty and powerful, I basically have no choice now, cannot quit, almost over, finding new strength.  Yes-this-part-actually-hurts-worse-than-the-rest-of-everything-in-the-world-combined-but-somehow-I-am-happier-than-I’ve-ever-been.  You can wave those signs again people they actually work for me at this point.

8.  Marathon Versus Childbirth – The Finish Line

I am a blubbering mess right now and feeling every kind of emotion and physical sensation ever known to any person throughout the history of human kind all at once.  All I know is that it’s all over and all beginning all at the same time.  I will never be the same.  I can never go back.  I took part in making this happen and I’m in awe of the person I never knew I was.

See?  Running a marathon and experiencing childbirth really ARE basically the same thing.  Which is probably why I started running marathons after I knew I was done having babies.  That and I’m just really not a dog person.  This should be really fun news for the ladies and also for the guys who’ve always been told they have no idea what it’s like.

 

 

 

 

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  1. Jo-Ann says

    April 27, 2014 at 2:17 pm

    I’m not a runner (was a supporter at the Boston Marathon) but your description finally gives me some understanding of what a marathon really feels like. I can definitely relate to the stages you described of “this isn’t so bad, I can do this” followed by “I can’t handle this, get away from me, stop cheering me on!” and then the ecstatic finish line. So thanks for drawing this inspired and inspiring analogy!

    Reply
    • Michele says

      April 27, 2014 at 2:32 pm

      Ummm thanks mom 😉

      Reply
  2. dawn @ running the dawn says

    April 27, 2014 at 7:39 pm

    while i was pregnant, my friends would always say, “you can totally give birth, you run marathons!” and my response was, “ummm, i can train and build up to a marathon…i can’t practice dilating my cervix.” that usually ended the conversation 🙂

    but then my body failed and i ended up with a c-section. so i really don’t “get” the whole childbirth thing. but now…i can totally understand at least the mindset since it’s so much like a marathon 🙂

    Reply
    • Michele says

      April 27, 2014 at 7:55 pm

      For me the child birthing came first…totally same mindset it’s pretty crazy 😉

      Reply
  3. katie@runningaragnar says

    April 29, 2014 at 9:23 am

    o m g- I LOVED this post- so funny. I am running my first marathon this weekend so this gave me a great laugh! No kids (yet) but will have to re read this and compare notes in the future- so glad i stumbled upon your blog!

    Reply
    • Michele says

      April 29, 2014 at 11:14 am

      Congrats and good luck for your first marathon! They can be kind of addictive in my opinion 😉 so glad you enjoyed!

      Reply
  4. cottercrunch says

    August 30, 2014 at 8:43 am

    maybe this is why i haven’t run another marathon yet.LOL!

    Reply
    • Michele says

      August 30, 2014 at 9:42 am

      And probably why I started after my last was born! Each marathon is like a new baby 😉

      Reply
  5. wanderlustontherun says

    September 17, 2014 at 1:02 pm

    This is great! No babies yet for me but I’ve always thought of these 2 amazing feats as having a lot of similarities and I think you just nailed it!

    Reply
    • Michele says

      September 17, 2014 at 3:45 pm

      Haha! They are really similar, and totally different of course 😉

      Reply
  6. The Cookie ChRUNicles says

    November 23, 2014 at 7:02 am

    So so funny lol…I remember the ride to the hospital trying to figure out how to get out of labor, how someone could do it for me and what the heck was I thinking getting pregnant? Similar to prerace jitters. Best of luck today!

    Reply
    • Michele says

      November 23, 2014 at 8:13 pm

      Totally that feeling of being trapped in the pain and nowhere to go but forward!

      Reply
  7. Elaine says

    November 23, 2014 at 7:40 am

    This was hilarious, I love your posts, I read each and every one of them. I ran my first marathon in Sept Canadian Army Run, in Ottawa, I’m only at the 5k, but maybe someday I’ll be brave enough to tackle the 10k and work my way up, and I’m only 56, so really it’s never too late to start. You are an inspiration to me. Good luck on your marathon today…

    Reply
    • Michele says

      November 23, 2014 at 8:14 pm

      It’s never too late! Running can be such a joy, even with all the pain it can bring, too.

      Reply
  8. Nicole @ Runs & WODs says

    November 23, 2014 at 9:33 am

    Good luck today!!! Run your own race & you’ll do amazing!

    Reply
    • Michele says

      November 23, 2014 at 8:14 pm

      Thanks girl! Time to rest now!

      Reply
  9. Lindsey C says

    November 23, 2014 at 11:33 am

    I somehow missed this post the first time around – seriously, you make me laugh out loud!!! Both of my girls were scheduled c-sections, so unfortunately the end of my “race” was a little different, but I think that there are also a lot of similarities between recovering from having your belly cut open and recovering from a marathon – difficulty walking, difficulty lowering yourself onto a toilet 😉

    You’re probably done running by now, I hope you had a GREAT RACE!!!!! Can’t wait to hear all about it!!! And hopefully you are enjoying whatever post-race goodie or activity you were looking forward to 😉

    Reply
    • Michele says

      November 23, 2014 at 8:16 pm

      Totally! And actually my first was a c-section so I totally know what you mean about the recovery. Actually thought about that today around mile 19 telling myself how much worse I’ve been through with pain! And I’m totally enjoying the post race feeling, even the soreness, and just ready to chill out for a bit 🙂

      Reply
  10. Daisy @ Fit Wanderlust Runner says

    November 23, 2014 at 12:43 pm

    Good luck!! I am sure you will do great!! Can’t wait to hear all about it.

    Reply
    • Michele says

      November 23, 2014 at 8:16 pm

      Thanks!!

      Reply
  11. Lauren @ The Bikini Experiment says

    November 23, 2014 at 5:33 pm

    Too funny! Good luck and can’t wait to hear how it went. Happy Sunday!

    Reply
    • Michele says

      November 23, 2014 at 8:18 pm

      Thanks!! So happy that I get to rest now and enjoy being DONE!

      Reply
  12. SuzLyfe says

    November 24, 2014 at 2:27 pm

    Thus why you are a champ at a marathon, and thus why I will be ready to take on that whole kids thing….next year 😉

    Reply
    • Michele says

      November 24, 2014 at 7:46 pm

      Haha! Yes, you will be ready!

      Reply

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